Caption Competition Mk II

[ozbiggles]

It’s going to take someone with a set of big brass balls to finish that off.

[c52]

SOLD at auction to YouTube to place outside their headquarters.

[c52]

Prime Minister Johnson, about 1890: "What London needs is a Tube."

Underling: "I'll see about getting one."

[c52]

PM: "And as you see, my scale model of a tunnel between Scotland and Northern Ireland has been delivered on time, on budget and on spec. I am confident that Great Britain can achieve the same for the real thing."

[c52]

Sadly, we have run out of wood for coffins.

Sadly, this copper version isn't suitable for cremations.

[c52]

President Trump, Sir, we have sourced metal of this colour for your statue. Will you approve it, please?

[Surplus]

Ello, ello, ello, wot's all this then?

It's a Copper innit, Guv.

[Kiltrash]

Well it was a substitution on my Click and Collect order, I wanted a Spade to dig the veg patch and they sent me a First Stage of a Falcon 9 heavy.

[Kiltrash]

Having found it being taken to the Council Tidy Tip, the presenter plans to drill out the ends and insert some copper pipes and install a boiler. Next week we will add the wheels and make a … (wait for it).. A Choo Choo

[Kiltrash]

[QUOTE=Chu Chu;1080501

Having had a failure of a Trent900, Rolls Royce decide to over engineer the oil pipe.

[NutLoose]

Bloody Covid 19, who’s pinched the last of the bog roll?

[c52]

We set our apprentices the task of reinventing the wheel, and this is how far they got.

[c52]

For every apprentice who's ever been sent for a 'long weight', here is one.

[Buster Hyman]

You've found the last Golden Pringle Charlie!!!!

[Kiltrash]

In an effort to make the 4 x 100m more exciting the Jamaicans get their own personalised baton.

[Kiltrash]

To make their re construction of the Trans Continental Railway across America the Wilmington- on- sea model railway society commission a 'Golden Rivet' for the final join. However their request for a scale of -600% was misread as +600%

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Damn handy thing PPRuNe! I've been looking for a Kopparkapsel for förvaring my använt kärnbränsle for ages! Thanks Chu Chu!

[treadigraph]

Woooooowwwwwwwww! It's fantastic! Er... what's it for?

[NutLoose]

Want to be part of the Rice Krispies gang?, stand close to this and you too can Snap, Crackle and Pop

[c52]

It's an anonymised monument to slave-traders - the inscription is carved on the inside - so no one will ever know.