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Captain Mainwaring.... Now listen men I have a letter from command, we are to keep a look out for German Spies.
Pike. .. Uncle Arthur, what do German Spies look like?
Captain....Arrest or shoot ANY strangers, especially if they say they are Special Advisor to the Prime Minister....
Pike. .. Uncle Arthur, what do German Spies look like?
Captain....Arrest or shoot ANY strangers, especially if they say they are Special Advisor to the Prime Minister....
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"I am STILL waiting for the verdammt heating engineer."
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No, throwing snowballs at him still doesn't resolve his personal problem.
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BAe commence the invention of blind landing by designing a blind marshalling system. £10 M later, it is pointed out to them that the idea is not to make the marshaller invisible, but something altogether more difficult.
The head of MoD (PE) gets a knighthood.
BAe commence the invention of blind landing by designing a blind marshalling system. £10 M later, it is pointed out to them that the idea is not to make the marshaller invisible, but something altogether more difficult.
The head of MoD (PE) gets a knighthood.
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Hitler responds to the question on how many testicles he has.
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And to appeal to our Far Eastern allies we vill let Blondi use it to make yellow snow.
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Churchills staff sculpt a cigar holder for the great man in the gardens at Chartwell.
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