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It was announced in parliament today that Westminster’s Bell, Big Ben, is to be replaced during the refurbishments with a cheaper to operate giant gong.
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It has been announced today that Nelson has dropped a bollock, but it was swiftly located by Mrs Doris Higginsbottom of Bermondsey London, and is presently on route back to Trafalgar Square where a grateful Nelson will be relieved to have at least have one complete set of appendages reattached.
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Following the closure of the Royal Naval College in Greenwich, decommissioning of the reactor and the removal and transportation of the nuclear core to Sellafield has commenced.
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While walking along Embankment, Jerome K Jerome gets inspiration for a follow up novel...
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Laundromat - the early years
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You too can buy one for your garden and by wearing this device no more than 6 friends and relations can get within 2 meters of each other. A modified version with 8 person holes is available in Scotland
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