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Old 24th Apr 2020, 08:45
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Due to Global warming, Eskimos struggle to keep ancient skills alive
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 09:26
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I don't think we'll be able to get the glider through this!
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 09:31
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"Camel, eye of the needle", come on, who said that?!!
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 10:35
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When I said "put a large part through the glory hole", that wasn't quite what I meant...
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 10:53
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"You put your left foot in, you put your right foot in."
"So far so good, Hoskins. Now, what's the next line?"
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" Dave are you in there?"
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 11:52
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Bert, The burglar struggles to break into the 7 Dwarf's house through the front door
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 11:53
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Hang on lads I have an idea"
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 11:54
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Have an idea for a great game show. "Who lives in a house like this?"
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 11:56
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"Could you not have made it a bit bigger?" said the contestant to 622




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Old 24th Apr 2020, 12:34
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Legs and Co reform and debut with Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall"...
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 13:08
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It's all very well, the little Dutch boy sticking his finger in a dyke to save a village, but what exactly do you think you're achieving?
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 13:32
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The last successfull American gets through the border wall before the Mexicans insert the final brick
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 13:37
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Myth Busters motto.....

You can never have too much lube
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 13:40
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Why don't you just admit it Mr Bunter, you are just too FAT
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 13:50
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The inspiration for the invention of Lego....

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Old 24th Apr 2020, 13:59
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The US Army Medic (60J) final assault course test was a taste of things to come for the successful participants.
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There was some confusion with the new syllabus for the JENGO course as a large game of Jenga commences.
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Old 24th Apr 2020, 14:29
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Remember, walls have ear.... errr feet.
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Well compared to this changing a Spey is much simpler
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