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The ship's cooks announced that all they had left in the store was tins of beans.
"Abandon Ship" was the only possible course of action.
"Abandon Ship" was the only possible course of action.
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The 2020 Olympic Diving competition gets underway,with lock-down inertia self-evident and social distancing still in vogue...
When 3 Somali pirates captured USS Minnow, the crew was forced to walk the plank.
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At the end of the USS Nimitz's annual Families Day, loved ones begin to swim home...
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After being relieved of duty, Captain Crozier's crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt decided to look for any sign of Thomas Modly's integrity or credibility. They found a dead starfish.