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Old 17th Apr 2020, 20:28
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Hoodie,
I would give the one on the left at least 15minutes with the door open....
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 20:30
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2 of our more popular contributors having sneaked off to the loo for some man love...." Did the earth move for you too?"
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 20:58
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" Hang on a minute lads, I have a idea"..

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Old 17th Apr 2020, 21:29
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"That's the set?"

- "Yep."

- "What are we meant to do with it?"

- "Turn and face the audience, and sing Oh What a Beautiful Morning."
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"Let me give you a tip, Abdul..."
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Old 17th Apr 2020, 23:57
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On the set for the re-make of "Gunfight at OK Corral", the extras are unimpressed with the casting of the Wyatt Earp character.
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Guy in Black; "There's a smell in there that's gonna outlast Religion!'
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 03:26
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"You wanna know why the crane couldn't cope? There's some heavy sh!t going on in there!"
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 04:22
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I think the guy in the cubicle next to me needs help! You should've heard the noise I just heard!!!
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 06:34
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We put the blue ones there so that we could take the p*ss out of the driver!
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 06:38
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Attenborough voice

""and here we have the crane approaching the unsuspecting load, quietly, stealthily and having measured the weights and balance POUNCES. It was at this point realisation set in he had bitten off more that he could cope with. And as we leave the scene we do not expect the crane to have a good day""
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:11
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"The challenge was to change a wheel on the crane without using a jack, and here is a photo of the winning entry."
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:11
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Who let Ellie Hoskins drive.......
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:12
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Viewers have often wondered how it is that in Scrapheap Challenge, a scrapheap is always found to contain the bits required to make an item. Here we see a crane conveniently dismantling itself for the contestants to find and rebuild.
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:14
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Anyone know where the nearest AA call box is?
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:14
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Looks like we have overdone it with the Sherry.

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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:17
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It's a Knock-Out

"Oh deary deary me, Weston-super-Mare have overloaded their crane and it's toppled over. I've never seen anything so funny in all my life, but hey! here's a team meeting and the Captain doesn't look like a happy man. Perhaps they'll salvage one or two points."
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:21
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No buy, test drive, brakes ****.
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:28
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Abdul watched too many Brake test fails on utube so he tried it.
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Old 18th Apr 2020, 10:30
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If I can do this with keys of crane, give me keys of Hunveee then have some fun.
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