Traditional Squadron Songs
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Re: Traditional Squadron Songs
Hello Tyro - wouldn't tell you if I knew
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HNY to you - you could try getting in touch with Tex via http://www.lightningpilots.com/page1.html ?
In case you don't have it, Ed D's email coming via PM.
92????? HNY to you - you could try getting in touch with Tex via http://www.lightningpilots.com/page1.html ?
In case you don't have it, Ed D's email coming via PM.
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Just been thru all 6 pages so far and can't see any mention of my personal favourite ... the "S & M man"
I can't remember any (of the particulary dirty) lyrics worth quoting, but it always made me laugh - especially when the last verse switches to the "M & S man".
I'm sure some ex-F4 guy will be able to fill in the blanks - they always were good at making stuff up.
I can't remember any (of the particulary dirty) lyrics worth quoting, but it always made me laugh - especially when the last verse switches to the "M & S man".
I'm sure some ex-F4 guy will be able to fill in the blanks - they always were good at making stuff up.
Re: Traditional Squadron Songs
Who can take 2 ice-picks?...Who can take 2 ice-picks?
Stick 'em in each ear?...Stick 'em in each ear?
Ride her like a Harley while you shag her up the rear...the S&M, man, the S&M man...
Who can take a chainsaw?...Who can take a chansaw?
Cut the bitch in 2?...Cut the bitch in 2?
A little bit for me and a little bit for you...the S&M, man, the S&M man...
Lots more too depraived for the forum
Who can take a T shirt?...Who can take a T Shirt?
Hang 'em on a rack?...Hang 'em on a rack?
If they don't fit then you can get your money back...the M&S, man, the M&S man...
Has that made the hurt feel good????
LJ
Stick 'em in each ear?...Stick 'em in each ear?
Ride her like a Harley while you shag her up the rear...the S&M, man, the S&M man...
Who can take a chainsaw?...Who can take a chansaw?
Cut the bitch in 2?...Cut the bitch in 2?
A little bit for me and a little bit for you...the S&M, man, the S&M man...
Lots more too depraived for the forum
Who can take a T shirt?...Who can take a T Shirt?
Hang 'em on a rack?...Hang 'em on a rack?
If they don't fit then you can get your money back...the M&S, man, the M&S man...
Has that made the hurt feel good????
LJ
Re: Traditional Squadron Songs
Cock s@cker, mother f@cker, eat a bag of sh!t...
C@nt hair, douche bag, bite your mother's tit...
We're the best fighter squadron all the others SUCK!
Triplex! Triplex! raa! raa! F@CK!
Or the
version for families happy hour
Felatio, mummy lover, masticate a bag of feacies...
pussy fluff, sanitary bag, bite your mother's mammary...
We're the best fighter squadron all the others are rather quite ordinary!
Triplex! Triplex! raa! raa! intercourse!
LJ
C@nt hair, douche bag, bite your mother's tit...
We're the best fighter squadron all the others SUCK!
Triplex! Triplex! raa! raa! F@CK!
Or the
version for families happy hourFelatio, mummy lover, masticate a bag of feacies...
pussy fluff, sanitary bag, bite your mother's mammary...
We're the best fighter squadron all the others are rather quite ordinary!
Triplex! Triplex! raa! raa! intercourse!
LJ
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Re: Traditional Squadron Songs
Originally Posted by Leon Jabachjabicz
Has that made the hurt feel good????
LJ
LJAw man, I feel like I'm back on the Ofiicers Mess patio in Cyprus !!
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They say in the Air Force a Landing's OK,
If the Pilot gets out, and can still walk away.
But in the Fleet Air Arm your prospects are dim,
If the landing's piss poor, and the pilot can't swim.
This an others from the A25 Song... see FAAOA Songbook link above
If the Pilot gets out, and can still walk away.
But in the Fleet Air Arm your prospects are dim,
If the landing's piss poor, and the pilot can't swim.
This an others from the A25 Song... see FAAOA Songbook link above
