Your ideal WRAF

[MLT]

Not sure i've ever seen a good looking one. A very apt magazine title:

[TEEEJ]

The Cpl later received a good dressing down!

[kokpit]

Now that's one fizzer I would like to be in on

[Hilife]

The ideal WRAF/Woman (Not necessarily the same thing from my experience)

How about.....

Standard model features include:

• Around four foot tall with long shapely legs right up to the waist.
• Dispense with the torso and mount a pair of tits at the front of the arse and perch the head on top of this, so still retaining all the necessary fun features.
• To this add a flat spot on the top of the head to rest your beer whilst playing.

Sports model options:

• Pull-out ears
• Fold in teeth.

Works for me every time.

OK I'll get my coat.

Merry Crimbo everyone.