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Old 12th Apr 2006, 17:49
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Magic Moments

Anyone know all of the words to the militarised version of Magic Moments by Perry Como. I know a small bit which goes something along the lines of:

I'll never forget the smell of the sweat
From under your armpits
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It wasn't the grass that tickled her ass
t'was my little finger
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magic moments
(ed: sung to the tune of the same name as sung by Perry Como 200 years ago)

Remember the night
I needed a ****e
I waited for hours
Jumped over the wall
And pissed on the lawn
And **** on the flowers.

Remember the night
We went to the park
To look at the flowers
You lay on your back
And I tickled your crack
For hours and hours.

An addition I've received:

I'll Never Forget
The Smell Of Her Sweat
From Under Her Armpits
I Tickled Her bum,
She Started To Come
All over the Carpet.

(There really are lots more verses but yet again I can't recall them - please send in any you remember)


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Cool

There's nothing like the elegance, sophistication and pure class of the Royal Air Force. - That's not more words to the song if you were trying to work out why the rhyme doesn't quite fit........
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Dead funny though, which reminds me of loads of other RAF songs that I don't know all the verses to. Far away in a ta***x factory anyone?
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Originally Posted by Lara crofts pants
Dead funny though, which reminds me of loads of other RAF songs that I don't know all the verses to. Far away in a ta***x factory anyone?
Try this link song # 29

http://www.immortalia.com/html/books...n.nl--song.doc

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Remember the night you fell in the ****e
I had my best suit on
It wasn't the grass
That tickled your ass
It was me with a root on.

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Good old news of the world

This thread reminds me of the above song too. One of the Navs on 6 used to sing it.

It started:

Good old news of the world
You get your week's filth neatly furled....

Anyone remember the rest?
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