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The Woman Pleaser 2000 was ace, but had a short battery life, much to the disappointment of da lay-dees....
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Whilst everyone was impressed by her Butler, Betty was distressed that 3 of her cucumber sandwiches were overlooked.
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Whilst everyone was impressed by her Butler, Betty was distressed that 3 of her cucumber sandwiches were overlooked.
Marge was just so embarrassed when she realized her evening's fun was not really a FJ Pilot.
Betty had badly underestimated the size of her mail-order 'super dong' dildo. It was some consolation that this model came with realistic arms, for a post-coital hug.
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So, for the last time...deal or no deal?
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Susan was in a dilemna...should she choose the long or short Morris Minor wing mirror from the Salesman?
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Susan was in a dilemna...should she choose the long or short Morris Minor wing mirror from the Salesman?
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Though not very handsome, Betty's new beau didn't talk about himself all the time and wave his hands about describing his last flight.
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Ohhh I should have known you were a Nav..
Sorry I shouldn't enter.
Sorry I shouldn't enter.
You know, you really are a selfish bitch. I buy you some chocolates, and all you've done is stuff your face for the last ten minutes. You might have at least offered me one.