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I don't believe it!! Missed again! Sorry, that's not a caption.
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"Oi, Mate - don't squeeze so bleedin' 'ard!"
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"Oi, Mate - don't squeeze so bleedin' 'ard!"
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It's the ideal sex toy for the finacially strapped room mates. One gets a blow job and the other gets his choice of pelvic satisfaction ![Thumb](https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/thumbs.gif)
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It was later suggested that the Sky Marshals had acted perhaps a little precipitously.
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Althought the London Fire Brigade CPR demonstration team had come a long way since their humble beginnings in 1952, the precision of their formation drills was still vastly overshaddowed by their military counterparts.
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Evan with their improved uniforms, the GPO were still unable to deliver anything without breaking it.
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The crowd cheered at the Sigapore police administered the only type of justice that would keep the streets free of mimes.
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It was later suggested that the Sky Marshals had acted perhaps a little precipitously.
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Althought the London Fire Brigade CPR demonstration team had come a long way since their humble beginnings in 1952, the precision of their formation drills was still vastly overshaddowed by their military counterparts.
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Evan with their improved uniforms, the GPO were still unable to deliver anything without breaking it.
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The crowd cheered at the Sigapore police administered the only type of justice that would keep the streets free of mimes.
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"I keep telling yez....you got to blow until you see the chest rise Bloggs! Now get huffing will you?"
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When the police stopped them after their christmas party and said "Blow into this bag" neither of the firemen spotted the multitude of errors.
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Both of the new recruits took the CPR instructions a little bit too literally when it stated "Move the chin away from the body"
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Right hand fireman later that night: "I got some great head this morning"
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Both of the new recruits took the CPR instructions a little bit too literally when it stated "Move the chin away from the body"
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Right hand fireman later that night: "I got some great head this morning"
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Strathclyde's Finest:
"Aw No! Last time ah felt a burd's left pap it blew the tap o' ma heid aff!"
[BBC-style Rab C Nesbit subtitle for the culturally challenged: Oh No! The last time I felt a lady's left breast it blew the top of my head off!]
"Aw No! Last time ah felt a burd's left pap it blew the tap o' ma heid aff!"
[BBC-style Rab C Nesbit subtitle for the culturally challenged: Oh No! The last time I felt a lady's left breast it blew the top of my head off!]
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"It was a bit late in the day for all this, but Fireman Grubb was determined to help find the victims' other contact lens"
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