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"Hop in Sir and we'll test security at the entrance to Downing Street. Got to keep the working class on their toes".
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"Messy eater or not, he still could have taken his bib off!"
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"And the rest of the Regiment is....?"
"Probably queuing outside the Dole Office in Sunderland Sir. Driver Jones is The Northumberland Fusiliers now Sir. Apart from 6 Colonels in Whitehall, obviously."
"Probably queuing outside the Dole Office in Sunderland Sir. Driver Jones is The Northumberland Fusiliers now Sir. Apart from 6 Colonels in Whitehall, obviously."
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Funny story... Gordon Brown wanted to call these things John Prescott's, because low down they are built like brick sh*t houses but have sod all up top.
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"..so how good are these? Well, let me tell you, I would trust my own mother-in-law to drive one down to the local shops to get the weekly groceries - have you ever seen the state of the roads around here - I mean they are worse than most of the streets in Christchurch..."
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No, there isn't a seat warmer button Sir. It heats up very quickly though - especially when you drive over an IED...
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Dave:
"Will you press fellas stop referring to him as a soldier? You can see from the mudguard brassard and ridiculous flat cap beret with capbadge halfway round his swede that he's a rockape!".
"Will you press fellas stop referring to him as a soldier? You can see from the mudguard brassard and ridiculous flat cap beret with capbadge halfway round his swede that he's a rockape!".
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Cameron : " I want to make it perfectly clear that I didn't say to the Corporal 'Best you learn your f------ place . . . you don’t run this f------ government . . . you’re f------ plebs.’ "
Well it's at least topical ...
Well it's at least topical ...
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The PM inspects the new Mobile Quick Reaction Midwifery Unit now deployed to AFG ... "So Corporal I understand that in addition to being a Driver you are now a qualified Midwife ?" ... "Sir !"
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If I run my hand along this and find any dust, it's jankers for you my lad..
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Oi Nutloose!
'Ok who put the superglue on the door frame?' - I've already done that one.
Last time I made that mistake I got red-carded
Last time I made that mistake I got red-carded
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