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First, You put the left foot out....and shake it all about....and that is how the Hover Polka is done.
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"The lack of pedals proved to be a problem. The first prototype, which required the pilot's wedding tackle to be strapped directly to the tail rotor control bar (see photo), was a total failure, due to the pilot's lack of ability to wag his own tail left/right. However, the second prototype, which was modified for up/down control, reportedly worked much better."
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Even back in the day it was realised a rapid delivery system would be required for Busters Zimmer..
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Ground resonance?, hell no, I'm Jiving..
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Ground resonance?, hell no, I'm Jiving..
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Proof positive that the only elegant way to aviate is to rush-down-concrete and gently ease oneself in to the air ... anything else is just brutally bashing physics in to submission
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Does my bum look big in this? Call 0800 2524722
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Well, it looks as though this one has run its course, so time for the awards ceremony once again...
The winners for this round are <ahem> in 3rd place, Buster's:
In 2nd place, Rather be Gardening's topical:
But this week's gold medal goes to.... <...8 second pause...> <drum roll> <squeals from the audience>
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Airbourne Artist with
Well done AA - you have control!
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PS A special mention to CoffmanStarter who contributed 19.44% of all entries; still not quite enough to beat Buster's record 20%
The winners for this round are <ahem> in 3rd place, Buster's:
"To infinity and beyo...aaaarrgghh!!!!"
"Sorry to interrupt, sir, but there's some bloke called Oscar Pistorious says your blades are too long".
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Airbourne Artist with
"Wad'ya mean 'the skids are missing'? You should see my underpants."
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PS A special mention to CoffmanStarter who contributed 19.44% of all entries; still not quite enough to beat Buster's record 20%
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I'm honoured - my good friend and aviator Toptobottom is too generous.
This might be topical, but keep it funny
This might be topical, but keep it funny
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Out here, the sun and heat in the cockpit normally turn most hairstyles frizzy
but it looks like that won't be a problem for you !
but it looks like that won't be a problem for you !
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Errr your supposed to sit on the inside, this isn't an Indian bus you know.
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Quick boss, stop having a five fingered shuffle, there is a press photographer about..
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If you thought Las Vegas was good fun, wait until you let rip with one of these ![Embarrassment](https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/embarass.gif)
And you don't even have to pay for what you use !
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And you don't even have to pay for what you use !
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