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There, told you the Lada Niva was almost bombproof.
And looking on the bright side - the value of your car has increased tenfold!
And looking on the bright side - the value of your car has increased tenfold!
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Reasons not to lend your teenage son your car: #234 in a series of several million.
"I'm just popping down the shops" you said, "What's the worst that could happen?" you said....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
"I'm just popping down the shops" you said, "What's the worst that could happen?" you said....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
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What do you mean it's failed it's MOT, it can clearly be seen it has a Missile On Top..
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Debrief from first air to ground sorti:
Instructor: What on earth made you pickle the bomb on the Squadron leaders car ? !
Student: Well you said "Pop that crate"
Instructor: No you IDIOT !!!!! I said "God is Great" !
Instructor: What on earth made you pickle the bomb on the Squadron leaders car ? !
Student: Well you said "Pop that crate"
Instructor: No you IDIOT !!!!! I said "God is Great" !
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"It was Buster... call me Greg.... Hyman, he was aiming for the ship in the harbour"..
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Despite packing his own virgin, Mohammed hadn't thought through the effects of his "I'll pack a bigger bomb than anyone else" idea on the chances of security forces spotting him . . .
(a reprise on a theme from 2004 !!)
(a reprise on a theme from 2004 !!)
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"I am going to take it back to Al-Qaeda Motors of Birmingham under warranty Achmed, the anti missile strike sunvisor deflector system deployed as promised, but failed to work."...
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Officer Hachim thought that the story about the Scottish Police, a Radar gun, and a Harrier was a myth, until it happened to him.
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Georgian National Drag Racing championships - the early years.
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So thats how it's done.... ![Evil](https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/evil.gif)
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