Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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Seems to have run it's course, so scores on the doors tomorrow, last call for the late entries and to give Buster a chance to add some more ![Evil](https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/evil.gif)
Seeming it won't count my entries would have been...
"Constipation you say, no problem, I have just the thing to shift it"
Or
Take two of these then lie down and rest.
Or
I am telling you now, back off, I am not wearing that bloody dayglo tabbard, you lot can look a bunch of pr****, but don't expect me to..
Anyway last orders......... Get em in..
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Seeming it won't count my entries would have been...
"Constipation you say, no problem, I have just the thing to shift it"
Or
Take two of these then lie down and rest.
Or
I am telling you now, back off, I am not wearing that bloody dayglo tabbard, you lot can look a bunch of pr****, but don't expect me to..
Anyway last orders......... Get em in..
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"I don't care what the Minister said, none of you lot are getting through to fill up your jerry cans today, so go home."
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At the risk of thread drift,I recall a Guardian cartoon of the police in similar action with a caption along the lines of "How come they are so bothered about who killed JR (Ewing) when they don't know who killed Blair Peach". I must be getting old!
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Just back from a photo shoot with the Tactical Firearms chaps in Manchester...
Has Politiical Correctness gotten to the point in the UK....Plod can only shoot you with a camera?
Ever the comedian our Buster!
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Yes....the tall poppy concept put to a test!
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Ok, the winners are
1st place
Lafyar Cokov
A power failure at the recharging station left the police light-sabre's woefully low on power.....
2nd place
Neptunes Rex
"Let me through, I'm a Doctor!"
3rd place was a draw with
Coffmanstarter and
Sarge ... I told you there'd be a bit of a ruckus after that Life Guard turned up wearing suspenders and fishnets...
And he who's name must not be spoken
Sorry I'm late lads. Just back from a photo shoot with the Tactical Firearms chaps in Manchester...
Congratulations everyone.
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1st place
Lafyar Cokov
A power failure at the recharging station left the police light-sabre's woefully low on power.....
2nd place
Neptunes Rex
"Let me through, I'm a Doctor!"
3rd place was a draw with
Coffmanstarter and
Sarge ... I told you there'd be a bit of a ruckus after that Life Guard turned up wearing suspenders and fishnets...
And he who's name must not be spoken
Sorry I'm late lads. Just back from a photo shoot with the Tactical Firearms chaps in Manchester...
Congratulations everyone.
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Bump.........
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