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"...awarded for maintaining his Squirrel grip whilst under enemy fire..."
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As unlikely as it seems, medals are now awarded to the soldiers that best defend their nuts.
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As unlikely as it seems, medals are now awarded to the soldiers that best defend their nuts.
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Everything was going swimmingly until someone asked about the ammo. Only then did people realise a squirrel carrying magazines full of NATO standard 5.56 wasn't going to work.
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When challenged on the morals of deploying a protected species in combat a MoD spokesoperative had no quarms, adding that while Animal Rights might see red, this was in fact a grey area.
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