Caption competition
Trump: "These two trees..."
Kim: "Yes?"
Trump: "You notice they're shaped like a mushroom cloud?"
Kim: "Uh-huh."
Trump: "Well the one we've dropped on your side is much bigger than the one you've dropped on our side."
Kim: "Yes?"
Trump: "You notice they're shaped like a mushroom cloud?"
Kim: "Uh-huh."
Trump: "Well the one we've dropped on your side is much bigger than the one you've dropped on our side."
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POTUS: Do you Tweet?
LFO: I Premier of Democratic People's Repubric of Korea, not some stupid bruddy bird!
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Ah, Mr Trump, I'm so glad you have the good taste not to wear brown shoes with your blue suit, unlike the photographer behind you...
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Oh...about this new China trade deal.....the Chinese in Hong Kong are flying American Flags....if you look over your shoulder you will see the Chinese raising their flags.
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As we all know, the definition of frustration is 'Two fat bellies and a short pr!ck'.
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POTUS: Suit by Saint Lauren, shirt by Pierre Cardin, tie by Hermes, shoes by Gucci, hair by Tommy...
LFO: That's incredible! Snap!
LFO: That's incredible! Snap!
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"Ahhh the Bush, I call it George and take my morning piss up against it, do you have anything similar?"
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Trump: "I hereby name this place....Ground Zero!"
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Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."
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