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Oooh look, there's that Lance Corporal Jones of the Home Guard... he's quite wrong you know...
In what way?
I DO like it up me!
In what way?
I DO like it up me!
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"God, It's like looking into the black hole of Calcutta!"
"That's only because I put soot around the Eyepiece"
"That's only because I put soot around the Eyepiece"
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"It's all well and good buying a telescopic lens, but if you can't then afford the camera, it's a bit pointless Doris"
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OK, a quick comp is a fast comp.
A few rib-ticklers up there, but for originality, and to encourage a new player, the award goes to Parson:
Over to you, Blue Leader.
A few rib-ticklers up there, but for originality, and to encourage a new player, the award goes to Parson:
Post-brexit ATC isn't running as smoothly as was hoped - Tower & Approach revert to 1st principles.
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Unsurprisingly, every cadet was wearing standard issue footwear for the training run the next morning.
Even less surprising was that all of the parents complained about the treatment of their little darlings at the annual CCF camp.
Even less surprising was that all of the parents complained about the treatment of their little darlings at the annual CCF camp.
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Sings: "One of these days these boots are going to walk all over you...."
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"Go to Yorkshire he said, help out with the floods he said, bloody Army........bloody Boris"
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"Exercise 15a: Extracting the piss, was deemed to be an outstanding success"
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"And remember a good flood defence wall needs a firm, sustainable, cheap and plentiful resource to use as the base, and that's why I called the army in."
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Hoskins hits a clinker on the human xylophone.
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I aint got the stomach for this!
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How they really did the crocodile stunt in the James Bond film...
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"I seem to remember seeing my mum with a thing called an iran?...no... I think it was an iron, and I am sure this isn't how she pressed my clothes."
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