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Old 13th Oct 2019, 05:35
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Being State Security Geobals always looks the wrong way
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 05:36
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Hess...thinks... wish he would hurry up I have a flight to catch
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 07:41
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( sorry Treaders just got the Scots & plane link)
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 08:27
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"Soldiers with a paunch must press it in with their left hand while saluting."
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 08:48
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"I am now disguised as a tree."
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 12:04
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PTI: "The Fuehrer has just explained with faultless technique how to perform the one-fingered side press-up. All Privates and NCOs will now perform this exercise. Three cheers for the Fuehrer!"
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 12:23
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Hess! This Private Pike who calle me barmy, get him here! At once! Und anyvun who sings about zer Albert Hall in connection with mein family jewels...
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 14:02
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"Well, I must say I expected our new uniforms to be a bit more than armbands. Well, there's a war on so we'll have to soldier on.... Wilson! Get me the War Office."
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 18:19
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Nein,nein,nein. I haff zwei, if I do it with both arms the other nad will retract.

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Old 13th Oct 2019, 19:16
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PIKE... Stop drawing a moustache on our near neighbours picture, you will make him angry... Stupid Boy
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 19:20
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Thank you and have a good flight back to London Mr Chamberlin, I am glad we have sorted out that small understanding.
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 20:05
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Ve haf been here over an hour und zo far haf failed to hail a single cab, I told you Hess ve should haf changed for ze night out in London!

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Old 13th Oct 2019, 20:10
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I knew the Air Force was good for something. I could re-purpose all those formation hand signals !
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 20:13
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If only there was a better way to salute......
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 20:26
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Ziss vegetarian diet, mien guts. I've had it up to here!
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 20:32
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"This dictator business is rather enjoyable!", thought Charlie Chaplin.

- Ed
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 20:45
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Ov course I can trust him. I've known Rudi since he voz ziss high.
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Old 14th Oct 2019, 06:17
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The chap who did the first "microphone drop" at the end of his speech!
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Old 14th Oct 2019, 06:49
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"Up! UP! UUUPPPP!!
OK, Hess, mein Broomschtick vill not fly. Find zat Dumbledore und make him talk!"
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Old 14th Oct 2019, 10:56
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Any vun who does not come up to here will be off to the camps! Vy are you all crouching?
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