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Tuck! I said I wanted a hospital TUCK!.
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"Well Sir. Aren't you a cocky little Bastard! Anyway, we've got some news for you and we decided to bring in a special guest to tell you. Do you know Sir Douglas Bader?"
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Matron had warned the nurses that Bloggs was likely to be a handful.
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Now, now, it's just a little prick... oh! ...which seems to be what you are used to.
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Nursey, well Captain Blackadder, I have some good news and some bad news.
Well better give me the good news first
Well the good news is that the Doctor will be along in a minute to give you the bad news
Well better give me the good news first
Well the good news is that the Doctor will be along in a minute to give you the bad news
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Please tell me what's wrong,
No I cant tell you what's wrong
Surely you can tell me I 'm a man I can take bad news
No sorry we really don't know what's wrong, and please don't call me Shirley
Ta Ta boom
No I cant tell you what's wrong
Surely you can tell me I 'm a man I can take bad news
No sorry we really don't know what's wrong, and please don't call me Shirley
Ta Ta boom
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Whilst in Hospital...the nurses took time to show the Politician which was his ar*e and which was his elbow.
Last edited by 622; 13th Sep 2019 at 09:05. Reason: Duplicated a previous entry...so a change required!
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