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Yes sorry Mr President, we need to get another settling round the table, Prime Minister Johnston has suspended the British Parliament, we can now invite him to the dictator club
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"If I want a State Banquet without any guests, I'll have a State Banquet without any guests."
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"Regrettably, all my friends are indisposed this evening."
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"Now that no one's watching, fill up my glass of red with that white you're holding."
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"Regrettably, all my friends are indisposed this evening."
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"Now that no one's watching, fill up my glass of red with that white you're holding."
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Mmmm... I'm getting... tart. Er, familiar... bitter... almonds? No! No, I know, It's Novichek!
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We require a tie to be worn by gentlemen dining in this establishment. If sir doesn't have one, we can provide something suitable...
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"Seasoning Sir? Perhaps some caesium or maybe Sir would prefer some polonium-210?"
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Putin gets in some practice before the State visit to Great Britain
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No No you clot pass the port from the right.
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Thank you for cumming Mr Bondski. Now when you get to Salisbury please make it look like suicide, not like those last 2 clots we sent
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Mesage from HM Queen Elizabeth, can we help her with that Thomas Markle problem?
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No No you clot pass the port from the right.
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Thank you for cumming Mr Bondski. Now when you get to Salisbury please make it look like suicide, not like those last 2 clots we sent
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Mesage from HM Queen Elizabeth, can we help her with that Thomas Markle problem?
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If I may make a recommendation, Sir, the Salisbury Steak is Chef's signature dish, highly seasoned with a unique blend of ingredients...
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Putin plainly thought Ascend Charlie's attempt at humor to be a gross failure.
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