Caption competition
OK I give up, Why oh Why is that Fuc*ker Kim always the subject of a CAPCOM contest and never me !!! ?
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No No No you fool.
Shoot the shy*te is an expression. I didn't mean it literally !
Shoot the shy*te is an expression. I didn't mean it literally !
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Vladimir Vladimirovich, would you mind having a wash please? Your BO is keeping the fish away - and I can't blame them...
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As the one-armed fisherman exclaimed while gesticulating broadly: "You shouda been here yesterday. I caught one THIS BIG!"
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I tell you something Alexei; despite the flies, this sure beats Salisbury in the winter!
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It has been deployed to a reservoir in Derbyshire where it is being used for trips round the lake by Russian tourists. The Tourists all know that the reservoir covers an area of 14.6 Hectares and that it is 24 metres deep at its lowest point, so it wouldn't cover Salisbury Cathedral spire which is 123 metres tall.
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What would I like to do next time I meet Trump? I'd like to hold out my arms as if to embrace him then poke him in the eye with my left forefinger. just like this!"
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No Sky Sports
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Quick Anatoly, give me your rifle - it's those damned meerkats off the telly...
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Love Island Russian version and Putin coupled up with Sergei goes on their first date. However it was deamed too dangerous for the producers to point out he was meant to pair up with Section Officer Helga.
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"The shockwave at Krasnoyarsk Krai was THIS big, glad we are floating around this English dam where we are nice and safe....errmm..what are those Chinooks doing over there?"
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