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"I say this life preserver says manual, I haven't done a days manual labour in my life."
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"Ok I'm hooked up to the winch chaps, You know, we used to have jolly japes on arriving at boarding school, but I've never heard of this keel hauling jape before"
Coastguard cutter fishes an illegal emigrant on Wednesday from UK Waters and returns him to Dover
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This should do UK and Iran's relations no harm
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TV company ties the PM down to get what is his plan for Brexit
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This should do UK and Iran's relations no harm
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TV company ties the PM down to get what is his plan for Brexit
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Phew! One heck of a pedalo!
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"As I said we will retain the nuclear deterrent and Ive always wanted to do this and relive the moment from my favourite film, Dr Strangelove."
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"I've spoken to Donald on the phone and intend to set up a playroom at No10, we found we both have an interest in train sets, in his case Amtrac and mine British Rail."
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Avoid imitations
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"Psst...does he really think you have to kickstart a torpedo?"
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"I tried to take back control, but they wouldn't let me near the rudder"
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"Yes there will be a place for Jeremy Hunt in No 10, someone needs to feed the cat"
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Helmet, stab vest, steel-capped boots... yes, I'm ready to get the keys to No 10 from Mrs May.
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We took Jeremy Corbyn water skiing - he seemed to disappear when we passed just in front of the Woolwich Ferry...