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Old 30th Dec 2018, 06:51
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…….Tosser.
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 06:53
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POTUS presents next years funding to the Armed Forces.
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 06:57
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Meanwhile, the defensive tackle ponders whether there is a penalty for unnecessary roughness before the start of the game.
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 06:57
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…….Tosser.
Yup! Too easy!
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 06:59
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Finding his wall too expensive, POTUS comes up with the "Line of Scrimmage" proposal for the Mexican border.
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 07:00
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Yup! Too easy!
Never look a gift horse....
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 07:16
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"I can only toss a dime, I need every dollar for my Mexican Wall."
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 09:15
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Usually, the goat at Army-Navy games is Bill, not Donald.
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 10:27
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"Heads I win, tails you lose!"
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 10:53
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Ten minutes before the picture the Secret Service was reluctant to body search the #6 for concealed weapons
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 11:03
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Having been refused to participate the Air Force drone had weapons lock but only one missile. Oh decisions decisions
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After a particularly wet season the Army were looking forward to the mud
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Trump throws up his hand in dispair after finding out the helmets were made in China
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 11:05
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Having lost the ceremonial coin Trump finds a passing dwarf to toss

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Old 30th Dec 2018, 15:47
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Maverick and Goose eh?
Well my ego is this big. .

Ttfn
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 16:47
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Gimmie, Gimmie It's MINE !
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 16:48
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Donald was always better playing with other peoples money.........
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 17:07
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"Yup, throwing money away is my speciality"
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 17:46
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"Sure, I'd love to play, but it's these bone splints..."
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 18:49
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Don't bend over to pick it up off the ground! Those guys look like they mean business.
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 18:53
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If you want someone to toss a coin, you should go for the biglyest tosser you can get.
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Old 30th Dec 2018, 19:16
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Heard later: "Its either a flag on the play , or his toupe has blown off again!"
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