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"He wants to know about his redundancy package"
"Tell him it's all sauted and it's in the can"
"Tell him it's all sauted and it's in the can"
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Unfortunately, the CIA took so long on its tests to show that a marine mammal, normally wet, could get dry for a while without flipper damage, that the White House decided that Donald should avoid the ceremony and stay dry, just in case he developed heel splints by getting wet.
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Well they are stealthy when airborne and very fast underwater but equal opportunities no way. The females never stop nattering and can be heard for miles.
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"We named them all after senior officers as the all have such such big blowholes"
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“Duck!!”
”It looks nothing like a duck, Dave.”
”It looks nothing like a duck, Dave.”
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"Errr I realise training it to jump through tyres was a good idea, but I can see a problem on the horizon"
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Not a caption... As the news of Danny's passing sweeps through cyberspace the PPRuNe community join forces and celebrate his life with a show of appreciation that brings them all closer ....glass raised high tonight 😣
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And to business in hand
Flipper finds that the Tuna sandwich he swiped from the small child in the front row at Seaworld was actually his long lost uncle Dora and went crazy till subdued by the trainers
Flipper finds that the Tuna sandwich he swiped from the small child in the front row at Seaworld was actually his long lost uncle Dora and went crazy till subdued by the trainers
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"He's still a bit concussed and has bruising on his snout, bloody Norwegian Frigate, what was he thinking cutting across in front of him like that"
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Well, I'm feeling a little flat with the timely & sad news floating around today, so I think I'll call this one...
Runner up: Wensleydale (because someone had to do it!)
That was no accident - he did it on porpoise.
And, with respect, the winner of the innaugural D-CST... MPN11
Meanwhile the RN continued with their Goldfish training programme. Slowly.
Runner up: Wensleydale (because someone had to do it!)
That was no accident - he did it on porpoise.
And, with respect, the winner of the innaugural D-CST... MPN11
Meanwhile the RN continued with their Goldfish training programme. Slowly.
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Well done MPN. Now you really will need a lot of polish and a dry cloth for the DCST trophy.
24 hours rest?
24 hours rest?
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Oh, not me AGAIN! Thank you, Sir!
I agree with Buster and PN ... I find that jollity is the last thing on my mind right now after yesterday's sad news. Indeed, I'm amazed at how badly it affected me.
I shall post a new pic tomorrow. I have one ready.
I agree with Buster and PN ... I find that jollity is the last thing on my mind right now after yesterday's sad news. Indeed, I'm amazed at how badly it affected me.
I shall post a new pic tomorrow. I have one ready.
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Indeed, I'm amazed at how badly it affected me.
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