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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
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"Won't Betty be surprised when she sees we have picked up some new webbing for her in Rangoon"
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"And I said to the postings officer, I don't care where you send me, I will even fight with the Chinese if there is sex available, and he said I'm going to post you too where you will get a hump every day.... It never dawned on me it was a mountain range"
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Gotta hurry lads first one to make an erotic sandcastle of Section Officer Harvey wins before the tide comes back in
or
If Section Officer Harvey ever sees what we did we are in real trouble
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If Section Officer Harvey ever sees what we did we are in real trouble
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"Oi, you shower, when you're on my parade ground, you WILL march.
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P/O Prune and P/O Hoskins were both sent for a run to the sightboard in full parachute rig, as per the notes given by the Duty Instructor to Corporal Punishment.
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Guy on the left.
I am only following these pilots because if there is any Gin in this god forsaken hell hole, they will find it !
I am only following these pilots because if there is any Gin in this god forsaken hell hole, they will find it !
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Typical, Muscles tells us how easy the 1.5 miles run is but he isn't carrying a parachute.
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"I say Spiffy.....this Exchange thing with the Yanks is not what we are used to at all."
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I may be tempted to judge in the morning, giving free rein to someone else for the weekend. Who will it be?
I blame myself, and my poor offering, for the paucity of seriously giggle-worthy entries ... a thin crowd this time, and desperately needing the local knowledge of Danny42C.
I blame myself, and my poor offering, for the paucity of seriously giggle-worthy entries ... a thin crowd this time, and desperately needing the local knowledge of Danny42C.
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Oi, why are walking through all this mud, instead of the grass perimeter track
Because we are being summoned for a another bollocking by the Staish, the least we can do is get his office floor all muddy !
Because we are being summoned for a another bollocking by the Staish, the least we can do is get his office floor all muddy !
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You think this is bad? I saw poor old Ginger belly land ker-splat! right in the middle of the biggest, deepest ruddy paddy field I've ever seen... He'll be hours wading out of there...
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