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"Call the Ba..."
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"I said I have a sore sphincter, not a bloody sore splinter"
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"Who shouted hit the deck?"
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"That's what happens when you run a plane across the grain"
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Orville waited whilst Wilbur went for some furniture polish. Despite having received advice that “It’ll buff out”, Orville just wasn’t convinced.
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Lt Cholmondley-Warner gave up trying to decipher the assembly instructions for the Ikea "Playne".
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"What do you mean I had a Prop Strike?"
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"What happened?"
"Dunno....just got here myself!"
"Dunno....just got here myself!"
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