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♫ I wish they all could be Granadonian...
I did like those Cale girls
I did like those Cale girls
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"Nutty thinks his Willy is this big........"
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The Air Scotia unions go on strike demanding that in the interests of passenger safety a minimum of 8 flight attendants are present on each flight, despite their new aircraft only having 6 seats. (The action is supported by Mr Corbyn, but you can't see him as he is sat on the cabin floor).
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The Duchess of Cornwall, with her 6 Ladies-in-Weighting, are ready to board the joyride, but the pilot is saying there are only 5 seats - hoping that the D of C will be one of those who misses out.
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Scotland's answer to the Red Arrows, the Tartan Angels, practice synchronised aerobatics on the ground, prior to a taking off for the Edinburgh Tattoo.
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Thank god Tartan Paint is so difficult to apply
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MOL starts flying single Pilot but all the hostie's need training on how to fly straight and level when he need a toilet break, finds a problem as they were all recruited from a Chorus Line
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MOL starts flying single Pilot but all the hostie's need training on how to fly straight and level when he need a toilet break, finds a problem as they were all recruited from a Chorus Line
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Ryanair 2.0
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Fed up with the weekend closure of Euston station, entrepreneur Billy Butlin launches the Air Replacement Service Executive ( ARSE ) with redundant Hi - De - Hi girls
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Security are concerned that the photographers are inside the cordon
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Security are concerned that the photographers are inside the cordon
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It was always a fierce competition for the pilot's affections during an overnight layover with Geriatric Air, but it looks like Number 5 wins tonight.
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Due to a perceived shortage of cabin crew post Brexit, Lorreto Collage (posh school in Edinburgh ) welcomes the first intake on course 101 Basic flying service Module How things fly?
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Scotland's politically correct answer to the outlawed Black and White Minstrels prepare to depart on tour.
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Scotland's new low cost start up OldieJet reveals its assets - seven superannuated cabin crew, a mechanic engineer named Fred and a lone Piper...
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