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"When I said I want that young lady to run me about again in a sidecar and I would like it topless, I didn't mean the sidecar!"
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The early days when Peter Sellers conjured images of a different kind of Pink Pussy!
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"Bertie was very happy with the transport arrangement until he heard that Mavis was down the NAAFI boasting that she had a Flight Lieutenant as her bit on the side".
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"Ron Mael, eccentric keyboard player for the pop group "Sparks", arrives in style for a 1940s themed gig".
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"Ron Mael, eccentric keyboard player for the pop group "Sparks", arrives in style for a 1940s themed gig".
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"Why am I checking my pulse rate...? We clipped the CO's MG, knocked the Staish off his bicycle and, even worse, ran over Mr Warwick's prize rhubarb..."
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"It's nice to have a Triumph between my legs Sir"
"Yes, I was just thinking that myself"
"Yes, I was just thinking that myself"
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Pre-departure checks included ensuring the Gin dispenser on the handlebars was full.
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"It's a Girl's life in the Royal Sidecar Corps"
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It's no use trying to look innocent Sir, I knows it was you wot undid me bra strap, though 'ow yer managed it beats me...
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Bouncing along the cobblestones beside Mabel, Bertie made use of the first iteration of the HOTAS principle - Hands Over Testicles And Stiffy.
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Depending on how Mabel arranged her skirt when mounting the machine, Bertie was sure he could hear a whistle at approximately 40 mph.
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thinks ... “It’s bad enough letting girls drive. Thank God they’ll never let them near aeroplanes.”
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thinks ... “Hmm, two arificial legs. Is that kinky or what?”
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“Acetylene lamps?”
”Don’t be personal, Sir!”
”Don’t be personal, Sir!”
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"The Staish wasn't keen on having a flag on his staff bike after being told he was supposed to walk along in front waving it."
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