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Come on Bertie. Do your bit. You just have to say what it says on the side car so it doesn't look like we're rationing.
.......RAAAAAAAR! Happy?
Oh Bertie.
.......RAAAAAAAR! Happy?
Oh Bertie.
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"My dear girl, you do know there is more that one gear"
Yes, but revving the nuts off it in first makes it vibrate a lot and me feel good"
Yes, but revving the nuts off it in first makes it vibrate a lot and me feel good"
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"This reminds me of the time when we put a kipper on top of Berties car engine, you could smell it for weeks"
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"Too close for missiles, selecting gums"
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"Yes I am an observer, and if you don't mind, I'm observing that pretty little filly off on my left"
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"We appear to be in a Church Madam"
"But the GPS is telling me this is the road to Bognor Sir"
"But the GPS is telling me this is the road to Bognor Sir"
Spivington-Wight thought this was a great lark! Actually facing the direction of travel for a change!
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"And this is your Hotel Sir"
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"I say, can I log this as 2 hours pole time?"
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RFC Aircrew...... When men were men, and watches hadn't been invented"
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The days gone by, when the RAF employed trained signwriters.
The Air Force is an equal-opportunities employer. Here we see a recruit whose hips are too wide to get in a fighter aircraft making a useful contribution to the war effort.
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When Flt Lt Nutloose offered her something hot and black and throbbing between her legs, Private Parts mentally conjured up a totally different scenario.
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Martin Baker's first thoughts for testing the new ejector seat did not look promising...