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Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Guys, please! It's not true! I didn't really fly helos on my last assignment.. Aw, come on...
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( high squeaky voice)........ to have a word with Martin Baker.... can they loosen the crotch strap this time
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Tom is starring in Top Gun 1V as a UAV operator but still feels the need to doff the civvies and don a flying suit
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Tom is starring in Top Gun 1V as a UAV operator but still feels the need to doff the civvies and don a flying suit
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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"****, can we do Top Gun with Hercs? Because we will never get Ice in that little thing"
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Yes I know I was thrown out of Fighter School....something to do with the Admirals Daughter.... but at least I got to keep the flying suit. Impresses the dames I meet
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Ha Ha lads very funny putting the pee tube in the wrong was round
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Ha Ha lads very funny putting the pee tube in the wrong was round
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"One day I will fly in one of those.........right, were did I park the Cessna?"
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Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
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"Nah it's helicopters for me from now on - last time I flew jets I got the girl but she turned out to be gay!"
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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“OK, that’s one for the family album. Thanks for helping, mate! Now to get this smelly kit off and get back to ATC ... “
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"Sh*t, I need my eyes testing again, sod reading the aircraft letter, the whole bloody aircraft is blurred"
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"What do you mean can I read the number plate on that aircraft..... what aircraft?"
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"What do you mean can I read the number plate on that aircraft..... what aircraft?"
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"He should have gone to Specsavers"
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How do I maintain a body like this at my age? I go to Pecksavers"
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"Noooo I'm not flying today, I just like to pose"
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Feel the Need ... to buy a Porsche.
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