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Old 29th Jul 2018, 18:49
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 18:51
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“I must qualify .. I NEED to keep these sunglasses.”
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 19:23
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I feel the need.... for a wee before I go, the bladder isn't the same at my age!
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 20:15
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Sob sob...i miss my Tomcat

or

Mav ....they promised me a F35...
Ice.......WHAT! ....you nelly.... it's there in front of the Hornet....
Mav.....God this stealth crap is good

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Old 29th Jul 2018, 20:19
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I felt the knee. And got slapped. Viper sure ain't as much fun as he used to be...
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 20:26
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Right let's kick the tyres and light the fires...let's go.....whooo that's long gone flyboy now you have to fill in a 7 page risk assessment. Have a 6 hour meeting with a shrink. You need to grow 6 inches and you need a gender revaluation before we can hand over a $70m fighter
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 20:28
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 20:28
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Where's my watch??
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 20:32
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... to get a NATOPS qual in that bird. (Ghost of Goose, don't hate me for dreaming of flying a single piloted aircraft).
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 20:51
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.....for speed...Available at all (not so) good street corners in London
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 23:23
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"Damn, so much for my promised Jaguar exchange with the RAF"
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 23:25
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Wince..."It still hurts, and they told me Ice would be good to rub on my piles"
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 23:28
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"I'm gonna need a............booster cushion"
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 00:29
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Darned signwriters, I asked for "Have Pr!ck" on my helmet and they gave me "Mave Rick". Whatever that is.
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 03:46
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I feel the need...to recast Kelly McGillis....
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 07:57
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I feel the need ... for SpecSavers - that plane in the background sure is blurry...
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 08:32
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....the need....the need....for something.....um.....geez, I had it......tip of my tongue..........nope, it's gone.
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 08:56
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Ah, I just lurrrve the Non Electronic Entertainment Device
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 09:02
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...to strip down to my undies! Who's up for a game of volleyball?
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Old 30th Jul 2018, 09:04
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Your mission Maverick, should you choose to accept it.....
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