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And now the last 4 ...
Big Pistons Forever @ 48301 ...
"Well actually sir, she was named after the Admiral’s wife......"
NutLoose @ 48247 with a VERY well observed ...
"Jones pondered his fate at the end of the barrel of the firing squad gun, while the board debated who would pull the trigger"
Dan Gerous @ 48257 [showing age and good musical taste] ...
"We call it a Beatle Boat. It's made from Norwegian Wood..."
Dan Gerous @48287 ...
"Where are we dining tonight No 1?
Lovely little Mexican place, just outside the harbour Sir.
Excellent. Full speed ahead, and damn the Doritos."
<crowd oohs and aahs>
<Caption Controller goes to refill glass of Calvados>
Big Pistons Forever @ 48301 ...
"Well actually sir, she was named after the Admiral’s wife......"
NutLoose @ 48247 with a VERY well observed ...
"Jones pondered his fate at the end of the barrel of the firing squad gun, while the board debated who would pull the trigger"
Dan Gerous @ 48257 [showing age and good musical taste] ...
"We call it a Beatle Boat. It's made from Norwegian Wood..."
Dan Gerous @48287 ...
"Where are we dining tonight No 1?
Lovely little Mexican place, just outside the harbour Sir.
Excellent. Full speed ahead, and damn the Doritos."
<crowd oohs and aahs>
<Caption Controller goes to refill glass of Calvados>
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<Dolly-bird in very small skin-tight dress hands over sealed envelope, pouts prettily and sashays off stage right>
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Dan Gerous @48287 ...
"Where are we dining tonight No 1?
Lovely little Mexican place, just outside the harbour Sir.
Excellent. Full speed ahead, and damn the Doritos."
<Tumultuous applause>
CS Trophy consigned to DHL, Dan Gerous. You should get it by July.
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"No,don't touch Sir, that's the bath-plug!!!!"
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Vlad was concerned that there was only room for one bodyguard instead of 12.
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Russia has evolved the Isetta bubble-car into something equally weird.
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The Presidential Helicopter landed short of the carrier, but sadly he seemed to have survived.
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Don't worry Vladimir Vladimirovich, if you crap yourself there's a roll of toilet paper jut behind your left shoulder...
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"Damn - I think I've left the chip pan on..."
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