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"What do you mean, what time do we pull into Paddington Station?"
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"WIWOL's"
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"He is a shadow of his former self, but I put that down to flatulence, either that, or he has sprung a leak."
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The hostesses love him, they say it's like shagging on an air bed."
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It's alright Doctor, I told Elaine not to give him a love bite...
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"He's having an out of body experience"
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And the Oscar for the best-looking inflatable sex doll goes to - envelope, please - OTTO PILOT!
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"So what's all this then?"
"Well, it's called a cockpit & it's where we control he aircraft...look, to be totally honest with you, we don't get many Management Pilots up here..."
"Well, it's called a cockpit & it's where we control he aircraft...look, to be totally honest with you, we don't get many Management Pilots up here..."
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"Why do you call it the round the World flyer programme when we are only on the shuttle to Belfast?"
"Ahhh, that's for your luggage"
"Ahhh, that's for your luggage"
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"How he survived is a miracle!"
"Oh, so Howie survived?"
"No, we lost Howie."
"Over Macho Grande?"
"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."
"Oh, so Howie survived?"
"No, we lost Howie."
"Over Macho Grande?"
"No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."
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"I'm not sure what sort of gas they filled him with but every time we climb, he stinks!"
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