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Doctor: "Now, my good man, you are clearly a very interesting freak because in this low-pressure environment, your colleague has increased in size as we expect, but you haven't."
Pilot: "With respect, Sir, I've had to loosen my collar - but what about you?"
Pilot: "With respect, Sir, I've had to loosen my collar - but what about you?"
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Leslie Nielson's first single "Pump up the First Officer" had novelty value...
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"I was told if I went into the cockpit I would see a big white knob, but it appears I am spoilt for choice."
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"Excuse me, one of my co-star didn't leave his gloves in here by any chance, he says they were a bit tight, but he does treasure them.""
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They tried to pin the donkey's tail on my ass, but missed and got my leg.
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"It's true, the cockpits are indeed manned by windbags."
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Look, you've got Priscilla Presley, so Julie Hagerty's mine, right?
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