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"I recognise that shirt collar, it's a Ben Sherman"
Attempts to exceed the specifications for the Army's new Light Tank project were beginning to verge on the ridiculous.
Sir, sir! We've found a way to get these things ashore on D-Day even if the tide is out!
"I told you the bloody army would steal anything that wasn't tied down!"
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"Why the CO couldn't have a yellow duck for his bath is beyond me"
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"It's like virginity lads, one little prick and its gone"
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" 'Ear, you sure you got the order right Sarge, it don't look much like a novelty condom to me"
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"'ere, i thought you said a couple of years in this mans army and i would have rank on my shoulders"
"Nay lad, tank, I said tank"
"Nay lad, tank, I said tank"
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"'ere, i thought you said a couple of years in this mans army and i would have rank on my shoulders"
"Nay lad, tank, I said tank"
"Nay lad, tank, I said tank"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Lieutenant Gruber and his little tank are such lightweights...