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The Nav dude was in for a shock when he learned he had got off the Dispersal Shuttle one stop too soon.
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Seriously, it's the worst aircraft I've ever flown. Handling is awful, it's unresponsive and it almost feels like its possessed!.....it's behind me isn't it?
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"Come on guys, hurry up, this thing leaks fuel so fast I will need to refuel again."
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In the most exciting sequence ever shown on Blue Peter, John is going to fly a supersonic jet to the edge of Space, eject, land in the sea, and then inflate his life jacket using this toggle here.
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" A land away actually, I'm off to RAF Doggerbank."
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"The contraption in my arms? I got it off the web, it's supposed to enlarge ones penis"
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"Ingenious isn't it, they found most of us dribbled down our leg, so they put the fly there"
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"You're not a real pilot are you, you can tell, you haven't got a **** orf big watch"
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"You may laugh now, but i tell you, Forty years from now I will be back to bore the **** out of you regaling my tales of When I Was On Lightnings"
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G-suit check, mae west check, helmet check, hair bryl-creamed check, big ****-off watch ?????! - where's my £*(&!^@ watch...?
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"Cool and it even has a ring to attach your baby walker too"
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"Damn, there goes the VC10, the queen of the skies, where did I go wrong?"
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This was the first time in Cecil's career that he was ahead of the airplane!
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This dashed silly helmet has given me helmet hair!
And anyway, who is the joker who painted a target on the side of my plane??
And anyway, who is the joker who painted a target on the side of my plane??
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