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"Sorry, Gwen, I can't drink ... I'm driving."
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"Sometimes I wish I could kiss you and turn you back into a frog"
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"He's off 'is trolley mum"
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"It may well be a breaching tower, but that take two sides to participate and I am not "
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Lads....this is what happens when you trade in an old Wife for a new model....he got her and that house...we kept this one!
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"Excuse me, is this the Knight Bus to Dalston?"
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She: "perhaps I should remind you that you only have a tiny part in all this"
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"Dress sense? You're all over the place, you're wearing the blue and white checkered Cummerbund of 245 Sqn on a knight's uniform with a red cross of 14 Sqn, and don't get me started on those shoes"
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"What's your name again?"
"Sir William Pickford."
"Sir William Pickford."
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That's all you ever do...wine, wine..
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If you drank less, I wouldn't have to drag this camouflaged Portaloo around behind you
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"Darling, I know it's a Military coup, but how long is it going to take us to get to Zimbabwe?"
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