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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Damn, missed the bus again...
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So that's why the parachute instructor recommended I pass on the jalapeño chili lunch special........
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The relaxation of of airborne regiment physical fitness standards has resulted in the requirement for a new parachute rig for the fatties.
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Yes Minister, the new MOD "sew your own aeroplane" initiative is expected to greatly facilitate your efforts at reducing RAF capital costs going forward.
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Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
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"Hello, Tower....you're not going to believe this....I think we've just had an AIRPROX with Spongebob Squarepants!"
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Some how Maverick new he was dead meat if the fight went into the Vertical!
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Hoskins dived for the safety of lower levels after releasing a 100kg SGLD (Self Guided Lawn Dart) over the target.
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Thinks ... "120 knots, airbrakes in, flaps 20, delay landing gear ... "
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