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New Uniform Regulations forbid the display of Garters above the knee.
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"What do you mean, the circuits weren't as outstanding as the bumps?"
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What happens when both pilots fall asleep and dream about who they'd rather have in the seat beside them.
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Now I remember the mnemonic for using the VOR, Tune, Identify, Track !
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I must say, neither of these two candidates look very promising. One has got hold of the yoke with the wrong hand (note the gentle finger and thumb hold) while the other is sitting between the two seats so that you cannot move the throttle without touching her knees.
I doubt whether they could ever be whipped into shape.
I doubt whether they could ever be whipped into shape.
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