Caption competition

[Big Pistons Forever]

Yah this new outfit just got the contract, BAE I think they call it...... I guess it means "Bring Another Engine"

[Big Pistons Forever]

The skipper was thought to be invincible, it was like he had this weird light about him.....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hang on a minute! What happened to those two Jags that were sitting here three captions ago?

[c52]

"Before it looks as if it's flying through the hangar, we'll need a bit more CO2 around the supports, and, well, actually, there's still quite a lot to be done."

[treadigraph]

I'm afraid you'll have to take it up with the Chief, Sir. He said every time you bring it back from Germany there's that many bits missing, so he just thought he'd make your job easier...

[andytug]

"Oh nothing sir, the CO just needed to borrow a couple of bits for his kite.....we'll have it right again by morning."

[Danny42C]

"I think the Force has been with it !"

[Danny42C]

"You've heard of the principle of entropy ? ......... Well , ..........."

[Danny42C]

"You should never had let your little Johnnie play with your toolkit !"

[Danny42C]

"I think we should put it out of its misery !"

[Danny42C]

"The Cloud's down on the deck this morning, Skipper - back to the crewroom I reckon !"

[Danny42C]

"What did the Met man say ?" ... "Dunno - he must've got lost in this clag on the way to Briefing !"

[Danny42C]

"No see, No fly !"

[squeaker]

....and that's why it's called Vne.

[Vzlet]

^^^
(Very nice entry, squeaker!)

[Big Pistons Forever]

Jasus Christ whut happened ? ! All I asked the Chief to do was clean the fag ends out of the cockpit ash tray !

[Dan Gerous]

I'll judge tomorrow night, and we can get a new one for the weekend.

[Danny42C]

"It's a Christmas Tree, you say ? Then what are you going to get as the Angel - the NAAFI Manageress ?"

[Danny42C]

"Damn' White Ants again !"

[Danny42C]

"What are we going to do for elevenses ? - the NAAFI van'll never find us here !"