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"Look, Mum! I've caught a Walrus! Can I keep it in my paddling pool at home?"
"No you can't! Remember what happened to your goldfish when the cat got it? We can't flush the remains of a Walrus down the loo!"
"No you can't! Remember what happened to your goldfish when the cat got it? We can't flush the remains of a Walrus down the loo!"
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With the anchor stuck, and the crane lifting the aircraft ever higher, the crew calmly and professionally discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the various options available.
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Following on from MPN11 (#39612),
"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"
"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"
If it has wheels and floats it's definitely ambidextrous
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Although Kalafrana would have made sense as well!
Excuse me ... shutting up now!
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"Are you sure this is how we swing the compass?"
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"Of course we are back where we started, you said fly straight and level, but the bloody horizon is on the p*ss, so all we did was a gentle 360"
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I don't know about the Shagbat, but if you keep bending over like that Nav, it won't be the only thing shagged"
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"If you don't stop that incessant whistling down there, I'll strangle you!"
"Oh! Its a song I've just thought of, I'm calling it 'Hanging Around'. When this is all over, I'm starting a band. I haven't thought of a name... but you've just given me an idea."
"Oh! Its a song I've just thought of, I'm calling it 'Hanging Around'. When this is all over, I'm starting a band. I haven't thought of a name... but you've just given me an idea."
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