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Old 15th Oct 2016, 05:10
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It's the new Target Acquisition and Indentification System. I yell out "There's something over there!" They shoot at it, and I run back and tell them what it is.
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 05:31
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Parade in half an hour & the Iron's on the fritz!!!
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 08:49
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I was not part of the Indian Mutiny, honest
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 15:29
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The Royal Armoured Corps about to demonstrate to one of Jeremy's supporters what, in fact, momentum really is.
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 16:42
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Have you any dirty washing, Mother dear ?".....♫

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Old 15th Oct 2016, 21:16
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"With friends like this, who needs enemas?"
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 21:39
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Giving new meaning to 'recoil in horror'.
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 21:40
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Andytug ^^^^ Bravo!!!
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 21:48
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Infantry - always first to the foe!
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 21:52
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Army Armour's new urban warfare adaptation. Allows them to see if there's a guy with an RPG waiting around the corner.
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 22:05
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"Yeah Sarge, it's one of them Depleted Uranus rounds or something like that....."
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 22:28
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Dr Strangelove - 2016 edition...
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 23:07
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The American Infantry Motto of "Follow Me" when implemented in a flash was hard to follow.
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 08:57
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Not to be outdone, the UK launches its own TOW system, Tube launched, Optically tracked, Wally guided.
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 09:01
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"Well you said you wanted to be a barrel of laughs"


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Old 16th Oct 2016, 09:16
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Superman 9 - you'll believe a man can fly, at least until he hits the ground ..."
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 10:14
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"If someone starts singing "Roll out the barrel" I shall be very annoyed."
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 10:24
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NBC sniff tester of the day was never a popular job amongst tank crews.
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 11:56
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Old 16th Oct 2016, 12:16
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"Are you sure that's wise.. Sir?"
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