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The British Army Officer Corp having heard of the Royal Navies tradition of the man in a barrel, go one better and make their version mobile.
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"gooouummmmpphhh aaaaahhh...... I say Smithers what are you doing in here.... guunmmmpphhh aaahhhh swallow..... Damn Smithers.... I didn't know"
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Join the Hussars they said...Cavalry is grand they said...then they tell me about this new concept called Armor...wave of the future they said!
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Having been told his idea had legs, Percy decided to make tracks for the front line.
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No one had considered the issue of a 'reverse gear' whan returning to one's own lines. The first attempt took 5 days.
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Jeremy Clarkson's new producer joins the team on location.
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"Damn these unstable bath chairs, damn this gout"
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Being right up RoboMan's backside had advantages when the lead was flying .... but the smell was awful.
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Flushed with success after the mobile trench karzi was adopted after the last push
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Government Cuts meant access to the meals on wheels service for the ageing population was made even more difficult to reduce claimants.
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Higgins loved to taunt the enemy by scuttling about the barbed wire doing a very lifelike impression of either Bill or Ben the Flower Pot Men carrying out weight training.
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