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"Could you also fill up "Rover" my skate powered guide dog please"
"err he's just off chasing "Jaguar" next doors skate powered cat sir..he'll be back in a 'mo sir as its unlikely Rover will catch Jaguar"
"oh that's Ok then"
"err he's just off chasing "Jaguar" next doors skate powered cat sir..he'll be back in a 'mo sir as its unlikely Rover will catch Jaguar"
"oh that's Ok then"
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Big watch .... Check.... Ray-bans....Check.... Looks like a total c*ck..... Check..... Ok ready to taxy.
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So I will just put some lead in your propelling pencil.
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"So who's the guy spread all over the back of that car?"
"Oooh him, he was your predecessor"
"Oooh him, he was your predecessor"
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Certainly Sir, the Latvian car washers can get your trousers cleaned and wheels polished while you wait.
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I know I can't officially enter, but:
"Well, it started off as a painful hump until my wife accidentally massaged it with 20W/50 instead of liniment then we thought - what the hell, may as well make use of it!"
"Well, it started off as a painful hump until my wife accidentally massaged it with 20W/50 instead of liniment then we thought - what the hell, may as well make use of it!"
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Ascend Charlie, In my Younger Years...you would have to had been very careful my Crank did not kick back and break your arm!
(Notice to all....that is a caption....not an assertion!)
(Notice to all....that is a caption....not an assertion!)
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Well Archie, this model works well, but they haven't figured out the tandem yet.
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Having raced the Veyron against a Typhoon, Top Gear prepare for a re run against the mighty Jaguar.
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