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After Algy burst into the mess and breathlessly announced that he'd got his kite stuck in a tree, the other chaps laughed uproariously, and reminded him to let more string out next time.
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Blood covered student: "You see that big f*%king tree over there?"
Steely-eyed Instructor: "Yes"
Student: "I didn't".
Steely-eyed Instructor: "Yes"
Student: "I didn't".
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"Well, we'll put it down in the incident report as a bird strike and keep quiet about it sitting on its nest"
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"And that, Bloggs, is what you call a deadstick landing!"
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