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Boris. "And as you can see, when the 5th runway is built, none of the flight paths are over our properties."
Gideons thinking. You're a sneaky little bstad, I'll have to keep an eye on you.
Gideons thinking. You're a sneaky little bstad, I'll have to keep an eye on you.
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Unlike that asian chap a couple of captions back, here in the civilised west you don't end up with turkey sh*t on the end of your stick.
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British ATC, still believing that they were owed so much by so many, refused to bow to technological advances.
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"If only the public knew what the £100 million state of the art Boris bike tracking system really consisted of"
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(For the readers of the Aussie section):
SYD ATC prove that their state of the art system is able to provide E down to 700ft at Ballina, with no additional cost to industry.
SYD ATC prove that their state of the art system is able to provide E down to 700ft at Ballina, with no additional cost to industry.
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"I say, you do realise where knocking squadrons orf the table faster than jerry did.."
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"Well I think if we shift this into one of the backrooms at Westminster and get a couple of researchers to run it, we could make most of the MOD redundant and take control of the RAF in house so to speak"
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"So that's 21 Illegal immigrants in a 15 tonner just to the west of Andover heading north on the A303."
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