Caption competition
Just confirming you are a complete Ass, Sir!
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"Ready, soldier? Sexual harassment training lesson one ... you are performing your duty when an offender approaches you like ... this! What are your actions?"
"Ah, er, turn and kiss him sir?"
"No, you idiot! That comes later. First you moan softly!"
"Ah, er, turn and kiss him sir?"
"No, you idiot! That comes later. First you moan softly!"
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Minefield.....oh... please... after you Sir!
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Aye Lad....that is not the "Reach Around" I had in mind!
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