Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

Listen here Muttley ... I'll give you "Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly!" ... You're not getting a medal

[Arm out the window]

Cry havoc and let slip the puppies of war.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Kim Lee's gentle nature, coupled with his dyslexia, led to his complete failure to follow his superior's orders and "PUT THE FEAR OF DOG INTO OUR ENEMIES!"

[Arm out the window]

Well, I sure done got me some doggie style now, Arlene's always goin' on about it so I guess she might finally agree to go out with me.

[ShyTorque]

Don't worry, you'll soon get promotion, seeing as you really are the sonofabitch!

[Buster Hyman]

Yeah okay, okay...I was looking at the dog with the Binoculars and I thought it was bigger....

[NutLoose]

When they said I was going on a mutt course, I thought they meant the utility vehicle

http://www.militaryfactory.com/armor...p?armor_id=117

[dazdaz1]

You do a poop, I'm going to kill you.

[rugmuncher]

"Geez buddy, you really smell awfull".


"Shut up Dog"

[Kiltrash]

No dawg, when I said we are on a pussy hunt... this means different things to both of us

[Kiltrash]

But it was a simple request, can you not smuggle me in to the hospital to see Nutty

Best wishes and need you back to cross swords with Buster

[Wensleydale]

Commitments lead me to judge this later tonight!

[Wensleydale]

As promised, I am judging tonight the captions for my photograph of the plain clothes military police dog training school...


I declare the winner as Traffic is er Was with






"Korean Army self-propelled ration pack".




Well done, and over to you......

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played Traffic

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Thanks gents. Lots of good entries as usual.

Try this one now:

[Danny42C]

Well done Traffic i-o-w ! It was a winner from the start !

Ryanair is now offering open-top sightseeing tours (the "barker" is the one hanging on the prop).

(I open the bidding with Beechcraft "Expeditor" ?)

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

The Welsh Rugby team make their way home from the World Cup early. Their prop-forward misunderstood his role......AGAIN, and the rest of the team's scrum on the left wing just caused chaos.

[Wander00]

And this is how you swing the prop when airborne

[Dan Gerous]

Indian Railways should have seen this coming, when they branched out into the lo-cost airline business

[nacluv]

"No lads, this 'frame's clearly labelled ETOPS. We can continue to Hawaii after all"