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"Jim, Mr Scott was only following your orders when you told him to beam up some more pussy, unfortunately a transporter malfunction means they have arrived all dead."
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"Jim, you and Mr Scott may find them soft and fluffy, but I find nothing endearing about Klingon scrotums"
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Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a toupee. Mr Scott here has some samples for you to try.
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"They're furry oyster's Jim, a delicacy in this quadrant, Ensign Coffman picked them up on his last visit to the Blue Oyster Bar..."
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"Toupee or not Toupee, that is the question"
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"I said we need some Kimwipe not quimwipes"
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We have entered a time warp captain....the costume department have sent in the sample wigs for Patrick Stewart and the series has not even been commissioned yet!
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"Cap'n, she's canna take it....she's gonna blow!"
"Scottie, you mean the main reactor?"
"No, Cap'n......I mean the candy floss machine!"
"Scottie, you mean the main reactor?"
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